After a certain age, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
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Today’s Thought
“Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.” – Chris Grosser
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TIDBITS | Healthy, Wealthy or Wise
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
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Today’s Thought
“Remember: You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.” — Anonymous
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TIDBITS | What a Salesman
It was quite the advancement when they invented the shovel.
You might even say it was groundbreaking.
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Today’s Thought
“Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.” – Anonymous
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TIDBITS | Noah’s Ark in the Modern World
My poor skills as an electrician often leave people shocked.
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Today’s Thought
“There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.” —Ray Goforth
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TIDBITS | Things Not to Say to a Cop
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s something I could really see myself doing.
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Today’s Thought
“I believe that the only courage anybody ever needs is the courage to follow your own dreams.” – Oprah Winfrey
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TIDBITS | The Stress Diet
Bumper sticker seen on a hearse:
“I’d rather be breathing.”
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Today’s Thought
“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.” – G. K. Chesterton
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TIDBITS | That’s No Bull
I’m sure wherever my dad is, he’s looking down on us.
He’s not dead, just very condescending.
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Today’s Thought
“Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them.” – Anonymous
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TIDBITS | Fishin’ Expedition
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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Today’s Thought
“Never give up on someone with a mental illness. When ‘I’ is replaced by ‘We,’ illness becomes wellness.” – Shannon L. Alder
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TIDBITS | Class Reunion
I owe a lot to the sidewalks.
They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
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Today’s Thought
“Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending, he turned into a butterfly.” – Proverb
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TIDBITS | Three Envelopes
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Today’s Thought
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
– Thomas A. Edison
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