When I die, I want my tombstone to be a WiFi hotspot.
That way people will visit more often.
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Have you heard about the new Korean cookbook?
It’s called, “101 Ways to WOK Your Dog.”
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TIDBITS 1037
I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
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Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult!
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TIDBITS 1036
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Interviewer: “What is your greatest strength?”
Applicant: “I quickly and decisively make decisions when under pressure.”
Interviewer: “What’s your greatest weakness?”
Applicant: “I make awful decisions.”
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TIDBITS 1035
They say that change is hard.
I guess that’s true. After all, have you ever tried to bend a coin?
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The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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TIDBITS 1034
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
All it was doing was gathering dust.
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I’m so bright my mother calls me son.
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