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TIDBITS | Reasonable Doubt

I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise…

And I was right.
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Today’s Thought

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
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Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red) “I can’t see you anymore. I’m not going to let you hurt me like this again.”

Trainer: “It was a sit up. You did one sit up!”
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TIDBITS | Weather (or Not)

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a “beef”??
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Today’s Thought

“I was perfectly content before I was born, and I think of death as the same state. What I am grateful for is the gift of intelligence, and for life, love, wonder, and laughter. You can’t say it wasn’t interesting. My lifetime’s memories are what I have brought home from the trip.” – Roger Ebert
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Me: “It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.”

Cop: “That’s not how field sobriety tests work.”
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TIDBITS | Emergency Landing

I broke my personal record for a 100 meter dash!

I’m on 64 meters.
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Today’s Thought

“You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you had to overcome to reach your goals.” – Booker T. Washington
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We have a strange custom in the office where I work. The food has names there.

Yesterday, for example, I got myself a sandwich out of the fridge, and its name was “Michael.”
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