After someone stole my car’s catalytic converter I was fuming.
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Today’s Thought
“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?” – Frank Scully
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TIDBITS | Hollywood Squares
Two can live as cheaply as one.
For half as long.
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Today’s Thought
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Yakov Smirnoff
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TIDBITS | Hired Help
I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Today’s Thought
“There is little success where there is little laughter.” – Andrew Carnegie
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TIDBITS | The Abstinence Rule
Marriage — The most expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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Today’s Thought
“For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson
[I shared a picture version of this recently in the TIDBITS Humor Facebook group.]
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I came out of a burger joint with a double cheeseburger, a large fry, a shake and a cherry pie. A poor homeless man was sitting there and said, “I’ve not eaten for two days.”
I told him, “I wish I had your will power.”
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TIDBITS | Marriage Counseling
I went to a creepy dermatologist the other day.
He really made my skin crawl.
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Today’s Thought
“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon
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