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TIDBITS | The Birds and the Bees

I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party.

Unfortunately, my plans were foiled.
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Today’s Thought

“We work to become, not to acquire.” – Elbert Hubbard
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True Story

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
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TIDBITS | The Abstinence Rule

Marriage — The most expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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Today’s Thought

“For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

[I shared a picture version of this recently in the TIDBITS Humor Facebook group.]
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I came out of a burger joint with a double cheeseburger, a large fry, a shake and a cherry pie. A poor homeless man was sitting there and said, “I’ve not eaten for two days.”

I told him, “I wish I had your will power.”
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