TIDBITS 1020

[A version of this first one was featured during our first run of TIDBITS and appeared in issue #881 in June 2004. I’ve edited and updated it for use in this issue.]

A woman was walking along a beach when she stumbled over a bottle, knocking the cork out. Out popped a genie. The woman got very excited and said, “Oh goodie! I get three wishes, right?”

“No ma’am,” replied the genie. “Things are really bad in the genie economy, so today you can only get one wish.”
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TIDBITS 1018

Sam went to the doctor to find out about his recent tests.

“It’s really bad, I’m afraid,” said his doctor. “You’ve got a disease so new that it hasn’t even been given a name yet — we just call it ‘Blue 56.’

“The only certain thing,” continued the doctor in hushed tones, “is that you don’t have much more than three days to live.”

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TIDBITS 1017

Three drunk guys climbed into a taxi. Noting their extreme state of intoxication, the taxi driver figured he could trick them and make an easy buck without any of them being the wiser. The driver started the engine, waited a minute, then turned it off, saying, “Okay, we’ve reached your destination!”

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TIDBITS 1014

When the big TIDBITS anniversary came up in February (20 years since my first one, 12 since my last) I was already creating three separate joke mailings: a general weekly one with a set number of installments that still had a year to go; a specialty one that came out fairly regularly; and a bonus humor mailing that came out sporadically.

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TIDBITS 1013

I’d like to welcome a few new TIDBITS subscribers this week, and some others from the two weeks previous. We had a dry spot there for a while where we didn’t have anyone new signing up, so it’s nice to see some new names on the list.

Please invite your friends to check out our little humor newsletter, which I repost every week on my website, www.TrentPassey.com. I keep a “Subscribe” button high in the feed of posts, so it’s easy for someone to sign up.

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