TIDBITS 1028

I recently ordered a thesaurus online and when it arrived it was blank.

I literally have no words to describe how angry I am.
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A reporter was interviewing a 103 year-old woman.

“And what do you think is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked.

She replied simply, “No peer pressure.”
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TIDBITS 1027

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
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Tech-savvy man to his aged father: “I don’t think you even know what a hard drive is.”

Aged father: “I’ve driven across the country with your mother and you kids. I know what a hard drive is.”
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TIDBITS 1022

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.

As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
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