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Well, to be Frank… I’d have to change my name!
Today’s Thought
“I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.” – Louisa May Alcott
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time until there’s a country song where the guy’s truck leaves him.
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Rules for a Successful Life”“I’ve written a new self-help book. It’s called How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase.”
“Really?”
“Yep, it’s a step-by-step guide.”
Today’s Thought
“The Lord works from the inside out. The world works from the outside in. The world would take people out of the slums. Christ takes the slums out of the people — and they take themselves out of the slums.” – Ezra Taft Benson
I’m glad I learned about parallelograms in high school math instead of how to do my taxes.
It comes in so handy during parallelogram season.
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Dying Wish”I can’t believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick!
Seriously, how low can you go?!?
Today’s Thought
“These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb.” – Najwa Zebian
Wife: “There is a problem with the tractor. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: I’m telling you the tractor has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know where the carburetor is. Where’s the tractor?”
Wife: “In the pool.”
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Detective Test”You haven’t tried blindfolded archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing!
Today’s Thought
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney
The swordfish has very few predators to worry about in the wild.
(Except for the seldom seen pen-fish, which is said to be even mightier.)
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Up in Smoke”Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
Today’s Thought
“I do not at all understand the mystery of grace — only that it meets us where we are but does not leave us where it found us.” – Anne Lamott
A man being interviewed for a job was asked, “What are your qualifications for the position of night watchman?”
He replied, “The slightest noise wakes me up!”
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Proper Pronunciation”