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TIDBITS | Kids on Science

I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that.

After all, 6 lbs. 3 oz. is just not realistic.

Today’s Thought

“I think music and laughter are the two things that can keep you alive. Someone who is really depressed, tell them a joke, and they may come out of it for even just a moment. Or play them something.” – Nell Carter

A girl is doing a crossword puzzle. She asks her friend, “What’s a 7-letter word for ‘easily perceived or understood’ that starts with ‘O’?”

“Isn’t it ‘obvious’?”

“It should be, but I can’t figure it out. That’s why I’m asking.”

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TIDBITS | Tea with Daddy

Always remember:
The early bird may get the worm…
but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Today’s Thought

“The question isn’t ‘who’s going to let me?’ It’s ‘who’s going to stop me?'” – Ayn Rand 

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.

Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says.

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TIDBITS | All in the Family

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

Today’s Thought

“I don’t think any other emotion is the equivalent of laughter. So I do whatever I can to laugh all the time and to hide my pain.” – Rashida Jones

Woman: “How many loads of laundry can this hold?”

Salesman: “Ma’am, this is a dining room table.”

Woman: “And?”

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TIDBITS | A Day at the Races

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Today’s Thought

“People who succeed have momentum. The more they succeed, the more they want to succeed, and the more they find a way to succeed. Similarly, when someone is failing, the tendency is to get on a downward spiral that can even become a self-fulfilling prophecy.” – Tony Robbins

One of the most weird things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner.

Yet nobody talks about it.

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