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Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
Today’s Thought
“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.” – Yakov Smirnoff
Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, “Well, she’s there and it’s His problem now.”
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Things to Ponder”I got mugged by six dwarfs last night.
Not Happy!
Today’s Thought
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.” – Roald Dahl
My neighbor just yelled at her kids so loud that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed!
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Substitute Organist”My neighbor rang my doorbell at 3:00 A.M. Can you believe it?!
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
Today’s Thought
“You yourself, as much as anyone in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” – Buddha
I’m terrified of elevators.
So I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Blonde Deputy”They really should stock ATMs better.
I went to five different ones today and they all said “insufficient funds.”
Today’s Thought
“Hard work and dedication and perseverance and being good to people does win. It does matter. Cream does rise to the top.” – Gina Rodriguez
I’m so old that I have dialed a rotary phone, watched a black and white TV with foil on the rabbit ear antennas, listened to music on an 8-track tape, and went through a whole day without taking a picture of myself.
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