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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Today’s Thought
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.” – Steve Jobs
I intend to live forever.
So far, so good!
Continue reading “TIDBITS | Mike’s Obituary”I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.
Do not read it!
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Today’s Thought
“Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn, or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude.” – Denis Waitley
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My mouth is a bit like a magician’s hat.
I’m always amazing people with what comes out of it!
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[This one is based on a Pickles comic strip.]
Grandfather: “The philosopher Plato once said, “I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing — and that is that I know nothing.”
Grandson: “How did he know that?”
Grandfather: “His wife told him.”
Apparently, when you donate blood, it has to be your blood.
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Today’s Thought
“I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.” – Og Mandino
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I told my boss that three companies are after me and that I need a raise.
He told me he’d think about it.
I didn’t bother to mention that the three companies are Gas, Electric and Water.
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I didn’t like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.
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Today’s Thought
“Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.” – Marie Curie
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
As her dad donned his tuxedo she warned, “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”
“And why not, darling?” he asked.
“You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.”
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I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
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Today’s Thought
“Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.” – Nido Qubein
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The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
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