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Never date cross-eyed people.
They might be seeing somebody on the side!
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Today’s Thought
“Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” – Maya Angelou
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Just Wondering…
If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2?
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?
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A rancher went into his field and counted and had 297 cows.
He was confused later when he rounded them up and had 300.
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Today’s Thought
“I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever ‘laughter.'” – Yakov Smirnoff
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Always remember the old saying: “A penny saved is a penny… overlooked by the government!”
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Today’s Thought
“I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us. There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God.” – Geronimo
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I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party.
Unfortunately, my plans were foiled.
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Today’s Thought
“We work to become, not to acquire.” – Elbert Hubbard
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True Story
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
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