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Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID.
It always says “B positive.”
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[Here’s another ID joke.]
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, “Got any ID?”
The driver replies in a drawl, “‘Bout what?”
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Some guy in the street stopped me to give me a flier on anger management.
I admit I lost it.
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Today’s Thought
“Thinking should become your capital asset, no matter whatever ups and downs you come across in your life.” – A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today.
That’s seven years in a row now.
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Today’s Thought
“Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: “Last warning. You have one week to get the money!”
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Today’s Thought
“The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I’ve decided if I can make people laugh, I’m making a more important contribution.” – Paul Lynde
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