I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
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Never read the fine print.
There ain’t no way you’re going to like it.
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I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
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Never read the fine print.
There ain’t no way you’re going to like it.
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I’ve always wanted the world to beat a path to my door, and now it does!
But only when I’m in the bathroom.
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Husband: “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!”
Wife: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, please leave the hallway light on.”
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Always give one-hundred percent at everything you do.
Unless, of course, you are donating blood.
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
“In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
Then a voice from the back of the room piped up: “Yeah, right.”
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Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out!
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In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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