The other night I ate at a true family restaurant.
Every table had an argument going.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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TIDBITS 1049
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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TIDBITS 1048
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable.
Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
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TIDBITS 1047
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
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I had just started eating my main course at the animal rights barbecue when it occurred to me that something didn’t seem quite right.
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