Don’t let aging get you down.
(It’s too hard to get back up!)
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I’m getting into swing dancing.
Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging now.
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TIDBITS 1045
I’d love to attend the assertiveness training, but I’d better check with my wife first.
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The good-natured boss was finally compelled to call Sam into his office.
“It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.”
“You know… you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Smith, “I didn’t realize it. You don’t suppose she’s faking, do you?”
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TIDBITS Christmas Special
How is Christmas like a day at your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!
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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
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TIDBITS 1044
My wife just found out the hard way that I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She really hit the ceiling.
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But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
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TIDBITS 1043
My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man replied, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”
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