Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
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‘Tis better to keep quiet and be thought a fool,
than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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TIDBITS 1041
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip!
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I hope the kids never figure out why I say “Oooops!” so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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TIDBITS 1040
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble!
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Always remember that a penny saved… is a government oversight!
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TIDBITS 1039
I love pressing F5. It’s so refreshing.
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If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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