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Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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I may be in trouble. I recently visited a local haunted house, and I got scared half to death… twice!
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“I am going bananas!”
That’s what I say to my bananas each morning before I leave the house.
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It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He replied, “Call for backup!”
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If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed, I’d have $6.30 by now.
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup.
As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.
The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
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