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TIDBITS 1026

Today I gave my dead batteries away. Free of charge! ______ I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve. ______

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TIDBITS 1025

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? ______ I may be in trouble. I recently visited a local haunted house, and I … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1024

“I am going bananas!” That’s what I say to my bananas each morning before I leave the house. ______ It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you! ______

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TIDBITS 1023

A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He replied, “Call for backup!” ______ If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed, I’d have $6.30 … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1022

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1021

An old man named Sam was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.”

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TIDBITS 1020

[A version of this first one was featured during our first run of TIDBITS and appeared in issue #881 in June 2004. I’ve edited and updated it for use in this issue.] A woman was walking along a beach when … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1019

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse. The poor man replied, … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1018

Sam went to the doctor to find out about his recent tests. “It’s really bad, I’m afraid,” said his doctor. “You’ve got a disease so new that it hasn’t even been given a name yet — we just call it … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1017

Three drunk guys climbed into a taxi. Noting their extreme state of intoxication, the taxi driver figured he could trick them and make an easy buck without any of them being the wiser. The driver started the engine, waited a … Continue reading

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