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TIDBITS 1048

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too. ______ I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, “Well, that’s not going to … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1047

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. ______ I had just started eating my main course at the animal rights barbecue when it occurred to me that something … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1046

Don’t let aging get you down. (It’s too hard to get back up!) ______ I’m getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging now. ______

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TIDBITS 1045

I’d love to attend the assertiveness training, but I’d better check with my wife first. ______ The good-natured boss was finally compelled to call Sam into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 2017 Christmas Special

How is Christmas like a day at your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! ______ It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. ______

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TIDBITS 1044

My wife just found out the hard way that I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She really hit the ceiling. ______ But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!! ______

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TIDBITS 1043

My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. ______ A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1042

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. ______ ‘Tis better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. ______

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TIDBITS 1041

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip! ______ I hope the kids never figure out why I say “Oooops!” so often when I vacuum their rooms. ______

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TIDBITS 1040

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble! ______ Always remember that a penny saved… is a government oversight! ______

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