Author Archives: Trent

TIDBITS 1027

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! ______ Tech-savvy man to his aged father: “I don’t think you even know what a hard drive is.” Aged father: “I’ve driven … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1026

Today I gave my dead batteries away. Free of charge! ______ I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve. ______

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Photo-Cartoons about Trent and TIDBITS

Here are photo-cartoons I’ve created for various issues of my weekly TIDBITS humor newsletter that deal with the the publication itself and my attempts to get people to sign up for it or read it. Along the way we visit … Continue reading

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TIDBITS Photo-Cartoons About Trump

Here are photo-cartoons I’ve created for various issues of my weekly TIDBITS humor newsletter that poke a little gentle fun at our current Commander in Chief, including some that have something else as a primary topic. Click any to bring … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1025

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? ______ I may be in trouble. I recently visited a local haunted house, and I … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1024

“I am going bananas!” That’s what I say to my bananas each morning before I leave the house. ______ It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you! ______

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TIDBITS 1023

A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He replied, “Call for backup!” ______ If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed, I’d have $6.30 … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1022

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1021

An old man named Sam was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.”

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TIDBITS 1020

[A version of this first one was featured during our first run of TIDBITS and appeared in issue #881 in June 2004. I’ve edited and updated it for use in this issue.] A woman was walking along a beach when … Continue reading

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