Monthly Archives: October 2017

TIDBITS 1038

When I die, I want my tombstone to be a WiFi hotspot. That way people will visit more often. ______ Have you heard about the new Korean cookbook? It’s called, “101 Ways to WOK Your Dog.” ______

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TIDBITS 1037

I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life. ______ Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult! ______

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TIDBITS 1036

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job. But when I got home, all the signs were there. ______ Interviewer: “What is your greatest strength?” Applicant: “I quickly and decisively make decisions when under pressure.” … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1035

They say that change is hard. I guess that’s true. After all, have you ever tried to bend a coin? ______ The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense. ______

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TIDBITS 1034

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. ______ I’m so bright my mother calls me son. ______

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