Monthly Archives: September 2017

TIDBITS 1033

I never give up on my dreams! (I just¬†keep sleeping until I’m late for work.) ______ A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1032

I’ve just written a song about a tortilla. Although, now that I think about it, it’s actually more of a rap. ______ Wife:¬†Whatcha doing? Me: Nothing. Wife: You did that yesterday. Me: I wasn’t finished. ______

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TIDBITS 1031

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter. ______ My eyelids must be really sexy. I just can’t keep my eyes off them! ______

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TIDBITS 1030

A father was washing the car with his young son. After a while the boy asked, “Dad, can we use a sponge now?” ______ Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac? He knew in advance what he was going to … Continue reading

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