Monthly Archives: August 2017

TIDBITS 1029

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ______ The menu said “Breakfast any time,” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ______

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TIDBITS 1028

I recently ordered a thesaurus online and when it arrived it was blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am. ______ A reporter was interviewing a 103 year-old woman. “And what do you think is the … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1027

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! ______ Tech-savvy man to his aged father: “I don’t think you even know what a hard drive is.” Aged father: “I’ve driven … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1026

Today I gave my dead batteries away. Free of charge! ______ I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve. ______

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