Monthly Archives: July 2017

TIDBITS 1025

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? ______ I may be in trouble. I recently visited a local haunted house, and I … Continue reading

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“I am going bananas!” That’s what I say to my bananas each morning before I leave the house. ______ It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you! ______

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TIDBITS 1023

A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He replied, “Call for backup!” ______ If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed, I’d have $6.30 … Continue reading

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TIDBITS 1022

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, … Continue reading

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